YKYWTMAW

You know you watch too much Anime when…

…when you dream up scenerios and such involving your everyday settings.
…you pretend to interact with characters randomly
…you start to wish your life was more anime life
…you spend most of the week watching anime, then going outside
…you’ve never went outside
…order delivery fastfood instead of cooking to downsize wasted time better suited for anime
…begin writing fanfics
…get depressed when a series ends
…cry when a series ends
…cry when a favorite character dies
…sit for twenty minutes after the last episode recalling major points in the series
…then cry about it being over…again

Following are from Issendai’s Lair
(http://www.issendai.com/silliness/toomuchanime.htm)

…you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied. …”hai,” “baka,” and “hentai” come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the English words are.
…none of your friends study Japanese, but thanks to you, they all have 50-word vocabularies.
…and if they used them in front of their moms, they’d get their mouths washed out with soap.
…you go native, to the point of buying Japanese rice in 20-pound bags and clearing all of the furniture out of your living room so you can sit on the floor.
…it’s 3 am, and you and your best friend are on the brink of a fistfight over whether Ranma-chan or Ranma-kun is cuter.
…you have a Ranma outfit.
…and so does your significant other.
…you’re keeping an eye on your little sister for signs of slacking off during school, making eyes at the school’s only bishonen, and disappearing suspiciously often for “slumber parties,” because if she becomes a magic girl, you want in on the action.
…your friends stage an intervention.
…but only because they want your tapes.
…some poor ex-mugger still hears the words “LEKKA SHINEN!” in his nightmares.
…you never bothered getting your new apartment hooked up to cable, and even Babylon 5 is a take-it-or-leave-it thing… but anyone who gets in the way of your mission to get the next Slayers volume is dead.
…only, if you’d written the last sentence, you would have worded it, “Anyone who gets in my way is Nakago.”
…you’ve contemplated growing your hair long so that you can put it up in dumplings.
…and you’re a guy.
…you feel like less of a woman because you can’t put away 5,000 calories in one sitting.
…you’re despondent because your chances to become an anime heroine are completely shot–you can cook.
…you refer to 21 as “over the hill,” and get more depressed the closer that day comes; you’re not ready to join the forces of evil, dammit!
…it’s not a bad hair day, it’s a Z
elgadis hair day.
…your parents draw you aside and ask you whether you’re a Satanist, since all of those symbols you practice drawing in your notebooks look awfully suspicious to them.
…your kids think that cartoons are supposed to have writing at the bottom.

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  1. will you be able to put up death note movie 2 anytime soon?

  2. O.o; That pretty much explains Miko right there. *Dies*

  3. woaw,I m totally in this symptoms for over 1 month,because I discovered death note…

    and I don t want or more like,I don t feel right to start to another anime..

    I m still going between lust for life and get deppressed.thank god,I still not finished manga,I don t know what happens to me when manga ends too,but there are L movie and special 3hours episode of death note on next months,after them…I can t predict:)
    and I m happy to find your blog too.

  4. lol!

    i duno japanese =[
    need more anime!!

    ;p its tru wat u sed about crying wen finished watching all eps of anime!

    it so sad *cries*
    so i start another 1

    lol
    last week of hols cousin gave me a whole bunch of anime series n that

    i finished it all in that week.. 😦

    now im sooo boreeedd!!

    POOOO!!

    deathnote roks
    greengreen is funni!
    full mental panic? fumoffu! is awesome
    so is airgear
    n d.gray-man
    kurosagi is iight

    waaaaa
    i want more anime 2 watch!!!
    lol

    hmm. saying ‘hai’ n ‘baka’.. LOL
    same as sayin thankyou in japanese [i duno how to spell it properly in english.. agriato]

    yeaaa

    agriato for uploading deathnote 2!!!
    b downloading it sooon.. i hope
    ;p

  5. domo arigato gozaimasu

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